I’m so disgustingly hungover and I want someone to bring me a fat, greasy burger. Or a burrito. Or a milkshake. Or a chocolate milk.

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I find it harder to be honest about my feelings toward the people I like than I do for the people I despise. 


9/11 was an inside job Scoob
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fake ray bans are where it’s at I reckon
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These sunnies are ridiculous.
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Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

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Current mood: rip my face off with pliers.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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